Caffeine

I tried to go without. I grew sluggish, morose and grouchy.
I slept at odd moments, couldnt think, couldnt function.
Withdrawals suck.

I caved.
I drink caffeine now.
In the form of a cup of wonderful steamy coffee in the morning.
I love caffeine.I love coffee.
There is a religion that banned coffee.
But they didnt ban caffeine.
I know why.

Theyd be too sleepy.
Theyd sleep through church. They'd be too tired to want more wives.
Theyd sleep all the time.
They'd sleep right through the day and night and forget to go forth and reproduce.
Theyd never have a good mood in their life.

Ever do your grocery shopping in the evening after work after having a
Large Iced mocha blended with an extra shot of expresso and then tons of whipped cream?

Lickety split its all done and you are sll s shakin' and a jivin' to go home and start throwing it in the pantry!!!

You can make dinner in half the time. And your eyes will be twinkling and your mouth smiling and just about the time you come down off that caffeine/sugar high you got going on it will be time to go to bed!!!

AND still be awake enough for baby makin' practicin'!

YUP! I love caffeine!