Friday, October 21, 2005

Intentions

I have good intentions usually.

I always intend to get everything done that I am supposed to.

But like now............... I opened this to post. I cant finish because I have to go and do something else I'm supposed to do which I didnt finish before..........

sorry.

I should say! Perhaps I should admit to being a procrastinator.

HAH!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Caffeine

I tried to go without. I grew sluggish, morose and grouchy.
I slept at odd moments, couldnt think, couldnt function.
Withdrawals suck.

I caved.
I drink caffeine now.
In the form of a cup of wonderful steamy coffee in the morning.
I love caffeine.I love coffee.
There is a religion that banned coffee.
But they didnt ban caffeine.
I know why.

Theyd be too sleepy.
Theyd sleep through church. They'd be too tired to want more wives.
Theyd sleep all the time.
They'd sleep right through the day and night and forget to go forth and reproduce.
Theyd never have a good mood in their life.

Ever do your grocery shopping in the evening after work after having a
Large Iced mocha blended with an extra shot of expresso and then tons of whipped cream?

Lickety split its all done and you are sll s shakin' and a jivin' to go home and start throwing it in the pantry!!!

You can make dinner in half the time. And your eyes will be twinkling and your mouth smiling and just about the time you come down off that caffeine/sugar high you got going on it will be time to go to bed!!!

AND still be awake enough for baby makin' practicin'!

YUP! I love caffeine!

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Fires and Flooding

All around us Fires in a fury and Waters unleashed.
Swirling and frothing, chaotic and confusing.
There is no place to flee, no place to hide.
Looks like the Bible Belt is the place to abide.

No fairies there, no fun, no frolic.
But steadfast devotion to rules and faith,
Lets all flee there to remain untouched
by the raging oceans and coastal forests
Fantasy is squashed in favor of safety.




Wouldnt that be absolutely amazing if the midwest United States became heavily populated during the next 10 years due to the current forces of nature? If the united states "turned inside out"! The coast became the cheap areas and the vast lands of the Prarie the most desirable acreage available. If we Americans are smart we would use the acerage available in the Bible Belt. That would stimie the outsourcing and make use of some untouched value in the United States ready for the taking.

Who will be the first to "INsource"?